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Bucky barnes
Business associate
All inquiries flow directly to my business associate, Bucky. He is a serious guy and a bit of a jobs worth but the neighbours tell me he's also a tart, so don't stare to long into his eyes because you might fall in love. He doesn't appreciate silliness so please, non nonsense emails as I most likely won't see them, he won't send them on to me- he hates to waste my time.
Hugo Stiglitz
Personal Assistant
Second in command here is Hugo. A long time scholar of all things me, he knows me very well, and if ever a time an inquiry comes through that Sir Bucky isn't too sure about- Hugo gets the last say. His hobbies are watching wildlife documentaries (not joking) and being a good boy. The others say I favour this employee, but I say you get out what you put in. 14/10 employee.
Hans Landa
Intern
Yeah, Hans is the newest member to our team and some what of an apprentice here, Hugo's protege if you will. We aren't really sure what he does, but he's really appeasing so we keep him around anyway. We assume he doesn't listen because he was rescued from Romania so doesn't speak much english, but I'm pretty sure that's a rouse.
All inquiries and contact forms are sent directly over to my employees before being filtered through to me.
